BJ Ross is a persona or, really, a way that things can be that I have explored through the years.

BJ's megalomania is consistently displayed through a medley of media. He lives alone and therefore has met no match. He lives everywhere, in every town and city, all at once. He is right, and you are wrong. He has the best ideas, especially when he thought ideas up. He counts because he is the counter. He makes the best rissoto. He wrote Huckleberry Finn. And Macbeth. And Ivanhoe. He doesn't laugh at his own jokes because they bore him.

BJ Ross is an art vagrant, spreading his gospel through a sole disciple -- Dreamy. Have you seen BJ lately?